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mewtripled:

this happened to me in class on monday

Posted 1 hour ago

mysharona1987:

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

I’m reblogging this because this could actually save someone one day.

(Source: afro-thunder-knotting-it-up)

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lifehackable:

This is so important

lifehackable:

This is so important

Posted 1 hour ago

allthingstechtheatre:

whitehairkun:

uhhsage:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

Posted 1 hour ago

icarly-official:

matching icons for u and ur crew

Posted 1 hour ago

worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

Posted 1 hour ago
facts-i-just-made-up:

The Cnidaria Mammaris or “Sea Boob” is named for its resemblance to the human breast.  Endemic to the southern Pacific Ocean, the Sea Boob can grow up to 15ft wide (Bra size WWWW) and is often found in pairs.  Under the surface, the Sea Boob has poisonous tentacles like those of a jellyfish that reach to the sea floor, where they entangle bottom dwellers to feed.
Sea Boobs were hunted throughout the 19th century, coveted as an aphrodisiac or just caught and squeezed for pleasure by lonely sailors. They may have played a role in the origin of the myth of mermaids as well.

facts-i-just-made-up:

The Cnidaria Mammaris or “Sea Boob” is named for its resemblance to the human breast.  Endemic to the southern Pacific Ocean, the Sea Boob can grow up to 15ft wide (Bra size WWWW) and is often found in pairs.  Under the surface, the Sea Boob has poisonous tentacles like those of a jellyfish that reach to the sea floor, where they entangle bottom dwellers to feed.

Sea Boobs were hunted throughout the 19th century, coveted as an aphrodisiac or just caught and squeezed for pleasure by lonely sailors. They may have played a role in the origin of the myth of mermaids as well.

(Source: fantasticallyweirdshit)

Posted 2 hours ago

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

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catsbeaversandducks:

 ”I’ll just sit here and wait for dinner, okay?”

Photos by ©Shrampton

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kvover:

DEADPOOL:「LOVE YOU~❤ 」