a moment of silence for all the sick beats
Honestly, if Beyoncé sneezed on me, I would thank her
last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind
that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times
Best description of Deadpool ever.
Green Day, 1987
Green Day now
Fall Out Boy 2001
Fall Out Boy now
My Chemical Romance 2001
My Chemical Romance now
Now think about what you did
that’s not even MCR in 2001??? that’s black parade era MCR, which was like 2006. if ur gonna make ur jokes about their break up, at least get it right.