Posted 1 minute ago

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce)

Posted 31 minutes ago

penguln:

penguln:

possiblypensive:

*slips you 20 bucks* reblog my text posts

*takes 20 bucks* no

wait shit

Posted 1 hour ago

planetbeyonce:

ps-meade:

a moment of silence for all the sick beats

Honestly, if Beyoncé sneezed on me, I would thank her

Posted 1 hour ago

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

Posted 2 hours ago

wolfpuke:

My dog sometimes refuses to get off the bed.. So he sits up and stares me down..

Posted 3 hours ago

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

Posted 3 hours ago

the-werefox:

attackonymirsass:

So I was wearing my snk hoodie today and some guys called me a fake anime fan bc I was a girl and “girls don’t like that kinda stuff” so I spoiled the manga for them
Have fun, motherfuckers

You are my idol

Posted 3 hours ago

turnt-dirnt:

she’s beauty
she’s grace
she’s miss united states

Posted 3 hours ago

adventuresofcesium:

biphobia from the queer community when bisexuals have the highest suicide rate of any sexuality, the worst sexual health, and the highest rates of sexual assault is not just “rude” it’s oppressive

(Source: angrybisexualcesium)

Posted 7 hours ago

moiraea:

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

Best description of Deadpool ever.

(Source: breakourbones)

Posted 8 hours ago

Bands when they begun to now

jerkidiot:

am-i-retarded-or-overjoyed:

the-mind-of-a-fangirl:

Green Day, 1987

Green Day now

Fall Out Boy 2001

Fall Out Boy now

 My Chemical Romance 2001

My Chemical Romance now

Now think about what you did

that’s not even MCR in 2001??? that’s black parade era MCR, which was like 2006. if ur gonna make ur jokes about their break up, at least get it right.

Posted 8 hours ago
f-aceless:

@molly this gif is me singin 2 u

f-aceless:

@molly this gif is me singin 2 u

(Source: stankate)

Posted 8 hours ago

imaginmation:

Hello Kidney. Jesus that’s brilliant.

(Source: cakejam)

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

moody-booty:

every day putting on my makeup

(Source: jasongrace)